Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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