sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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