Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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