he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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