her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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