only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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