I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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