I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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