It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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