whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I want to walk on stilts...naked
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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