The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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