Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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