note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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