508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
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Too much gin, very little bucket
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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