But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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