Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize