I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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