you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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