Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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