yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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