Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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