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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling

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  on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid

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• (858): View more from California

  she takes plan B like it's going out of style

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.

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• (310): View more from California

  My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!

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• (408): View more from California

  So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?

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