Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
nutella sex= disaster
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one