i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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