it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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