I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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