You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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