A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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