drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It's blow job season.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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