He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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