tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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