Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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