No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
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My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
its liver damage thursday
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