We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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