The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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