Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
We don't watch enough power rangers
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
