I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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