the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
