so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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