We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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