He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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