Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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