Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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