I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just found a bag of teeth...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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