yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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