question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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