Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Come back. Shots need mouths.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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