absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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