check it out our google latitudes are spooning
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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