i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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