pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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