The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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