I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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