By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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