She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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